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Playing with instagram at 7 in the morning

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"Infatuation is when you find somebody who is absolutely perfect. Love is when you realize that they aren’t and it doesn’t matter. "
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:(
I really thought she was gonna surprise me by coming back up tonight…
But now she’s in bed
Mehhh

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That’s the last
Tight lipped from now on. If you can’t trust your girlfriend to not put you in the shit who can you trust.
Had a stinking cold for over a week now
Be gone
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wat. Oh shit. MIND IS FUCKED.
IT WAS SUICIDE!
My whole life is a LIEEEE!
MY WHOLE CHILDHOOD JOKE IS BASED ON A SUICIDAL CHICKEN.
Looks like it’s not a joke after all
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